My first celebrity crush was: Macaulay Culkin in ‘Home Alone’. I would kiss the tv. I got a static shock once while kissing the tv and I thought ‘that must be what kissing feels like”.
yes im athletic. I drank gatorade once
MONSTERS AND MAGIC | The Fairy Queen
This isn’t your father’s bedtime story. Not even Andersen got her right. He said snow queen, but that would not be her natural disaster of choice. A windstorm or an interstellar void, perhaps, or she’d find a new plague to call down. Something with butterflies, this time. Something with some colour to it. All this drab modern metal, she’d say; what you need is a good old flood and an ark full of birds. Rain for forty days and nights, and wait for the flowers to grow back. They always do.
Hoarding a canon url but not using it
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they